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Who's that then? Who's that then? Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone! We found them. How do you know she is a witch?

I dunno. Must be a king. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. I have to push the pram a lot. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Well, how'd you become king, then?

Now, look here, my good man. Bring her forward! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Bloody Peasant! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!